Ten Years and Counting: How Kill Bill Changed My Life

It all started with a shelf at Barnes & Noble. I had just turned twelve and had gift card money to spend. And when I had a Barnes & Noble gift card, I was a man on a mission.

I was browsing around the DVD section. I wasn't normally one to take risks in life and buy something before I had seen it, but something told me I needed something new. Also, "Return of the King" wasn't out yet. I stumbled upon a copy of "Kill Bill: Volume 1." I heard it was good, the commercials were really cool, and Uma Thurman looked irresistibly sexy in her yellow jumpsuit. So I decided why not. That night, I popped it into the DVD player (remember those things?), and was never the same again.

Movie Review: Django Unchained

For any of you who think I have a severe Quentin Tarantino bias, let me just say that I disliked "Death Proof."

Now that that's out of the way, "Django Unchained" may have just stolen the top ten list of the year in one fell swoop. It may lack the audacious perfection of "Inglourious Basterds," however this messy masterpiece is bold and brilliant in its own right.

"Django Unchained" rightfully opens with the theme music from 1966's "Django," a film that is similar with this Django only in name. This is the first time that Quentin has made a Western that actually takes place in the appropriate era and locale. This is not modern-day Los Angeles, Tokyo, or Nazi-Occupied France. This is Texas in the years just before the Civil War.

Django (Jamie Foxx), a quiet slave with a sharp tongue and a deadly grin, is freed by Dr. King Schultz (Christoph Waltz). Foxx is fantastically deadpan and unpredictable as Django. Unsurprisingly, Waltz displays his incredible way with words as the verbose dentist-turned-bounty hunter. There is a giant tooth on top of his carriage. I don't why any of that is important, but it sure is funny.

Top 5: Most Anticipated Holiday Movies

December is an exciting time. Not only because everyone is decorating their trees, lighting their Menorahs, or doing whatever people who celebrate Kwanza do. This is the time when studios release the very best films they have to offer. Often, the closer we get to the Oscars, the better the quality of movies get, until the dumping ground season of January begins. Here now is my list of films that will make December 2012 memorable, even if the world doesn't end:

5. Les Miserables

I've never been a big fan of musicals, but the history buff in me really wants to see a big, epic musical about the French Revolution. I never saw "Les Miserables" on Broadway, but seeing that the French Revolution was not a very happy time in world history, this definitely won't be a musical where people sing and dance and suddenly all of their problems disappear. A song certainly can't stop a guillotine. "Les Miserables" is directed by Tom Hooper. I still think it's unfair that his "The King's Speech" beat out both "Black Swan" and "The Social Network" for Best Picture, but that guy truly has a gift for bringing the past to life.


Coming to Theaters: December 28

4. Not Fade Away

"Not Fade Away" is David Chase's directorial debut in film. If you don't know who David Chase is, you really should: he created "The Sopranos." "Not Fade Away" brings him back to New Jersey, and even reunites Chase with the state of New Jersey Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini) himself. But those expecting a profanity-laden tale of gangsters might be disappointed, as this is instead a coming-of-age story about a rock and roll band. I saw another coming-of-age story about a band earlier this year  called "Fat Kid Rules the World." I was thoroughly disappointed by it, but I have a feeling that "Not Fade Away" will be infinitely better. It has "Almost Famous" potential. Plus, with a title inspired by a Rolling Stones song, it seems that "Not Fade Away" has its head in the right place.


Coming to Theaters: December 21

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Movie Review: Seven Psychopaths

This is one of my favorite movie stills of all time.

"Seven Psychopaths" is one of those film in which its title is also the title of the screenplay a character is writing in the film. However, it's not one of those films that just ends with the final scene being typed out, so we can take comfort in knowing that everything that just happened was only in some writer's head.

"Seven Psychopaths" is an insane deconstruction of action movies that I loved every minute of. Perhaps Hollywood has reached a tipping point when it comes to telling crime tales, and "Seven Psychopaths" is exactly what it needed to put it back in line. Meta films walk a very tight rope, and "Seven Psychopaths" manages to consistently stay in line.

It's Here! The Premiere of the Django Unchained Trailer

I definitely didn't need a trailer to get me excited for "Django Unchained," but I'm not complaining about the fact that the first trailer has finally been released.

While the trailer for Quentin Tarantino's last film, "Inglourious Basterds," misled viewers to believe that it was nothing but a Brad Pitt fest, the "Django Unchained" trailer seems to be showing exactly the kind of film everyone expected it to be. And no, that is not a bad thing at all. "Django" looks to have a perfect mix of serious and awesome action and hilariously inspired exploitation. It also opens with a Johnny Cash song and includes Christoph Waltz channeling Hans Landa and Leonardo DiCaprio saying "rambunctious" in the most sinister way possible.

But it's time for me to shut up now, and time for you to watch this trailer*:

Note: This trailer comes via The Film Stage, a site dedicated to movie reviews and news. I began contributing to it today. Check out the site here: http://thefilmstage.com/

My Most Anticipated Movies of 2012

A fan poster for "Django Unchained".

Will 2012 be a better year for movies than 2011. So far, the amount of trailers for 3D re-releases is not promising. However, we live in a world where content is king, and a few amazing filmmakers, and some great actors, as well as some who are on the rise, will make 2012 a noteworthy year. Assuming the world doesn't end (I still doubt you, Mayans), here are the 2012 movie releases that I am most looking forward to:




1. Django Unchained- It's Quentin Tarantino's next movie, what else would you expect me to put as number one? It is not for that mere fact alone, however, as a lot of good directors can make bad movies (Tarantino's own "Death Proof" was far from a masterpiece). However, what also looks promising is the film's amazing cast, which includes Samuel L. Jackson, Christoph Waltz, and The RZA. It is Tarantino's next attempt to relocate the Western. It started in Los Angeles, traveled to East Asia, and ended up in Nazi-Occupied France. "Django Unchained" will put the Spaghetti-Western into the slavery era South. Expect scenes that go on longer than they should, but you wish could continue, and some amazing dialogue on Civil War politics and slave culture.
Coming to Theaters December 25


2. The Dark Knight Rises- When Christopher Nolan first made "Batman Begins," he not only revived a franchise, but also an entire genre. When he made "The Dark Knight" in 2008, he had created the best comic book movie ever. Not only that, but one of the greatest action movies of our time. Can "The Dark Knight Rises" not only equal, but surpass, its predecessor. From the looks of the previews, it can. It is unfortunate that we don't have The Joker, but Tom Hardy will put on quite a show as Bane, and be more true to the character from the original comics than "Batman & Robin" was.  Nolan has just gotten better and better as a director, and "The Dark Knight Rises" looks like one hell of a way to end this amazing story.
Coming to Theaters July 20


3. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey- I have a soft spot for "The Lord of the Rings" movies: they helped to fuel my very hyperactive mind around the age of 10. Given the 3D and digital technology Peter Jackson is using, this chapter of Tolkien's books will look better than ever. While this probably won't top "Return of the King" in scope, it will stand in its own right as a superior example of how to make a blockbuster movie, and will complete the full arc of one of the greatest fantasies ever told.
Coming to Theaters December 14


4. Chronicle- I have never been a fan of the incorporation of shaky cam movies. It makes action movies more nauseating, and is a poor excuse for creating supposed "horror" (I'm looking at you, "Blair Witch Project"). But it should work for "Chronicle," a homegrown superhero fable that made a splash on the internet with its intriguing trailer. The fact that "Chronicle is not based on a comic book gives it more creative freedom, and based on the plot I've seen from the trailer (kids causing chaos) with their own powers, this will probably be one of the most realistic superhero movies we'll get.    
Coming to Theaters February 3


5. Lincoln- Here's the movie with the second best cast of 2012. It is something of a shocker that there hasn't been a decent Lincoln movie to date, but it's no surprise that the first one will be directed by Steven Spielberg and star Daniel Day-Lewis as Honest Abe. I am always curious to see what Mr. Day-Lewis will add to a performance, and how Spielberg will tell a story. I expect nothing but the best.
Release Date Currently Unknown


6. The Amazing Spider-Man- America might be all Spider-Maned out, thanks to the poorly received third movie and the even more poorly received play that involved the world's most overrated musician. It might be too soon to do a "Spider-Man" reboot ("Spider-Man 3" is only four years old), but "The Amazing Spider-Man" shows great promise. It is directed by Marc Webb ("500 Days of Summer") and it stars Andrew Garfield ("The Social Network") as Peter Parker. Some young energy could do good for the franchise. Plus, this will go back to the roots of the original "Spider-Man" comics, when Parker had to construct his own web blasters. In the original "Spider-Man" movies, Parker could launch webs from his arms. This change brings Spider-Man back to what he always was: a nerd, and a genius.
Coming to Theaters July 3


7. This is 40- I am still on the fence about Judd Apatow's last movie, "Funny People" (it had brilliant moments, but it would've benefitted from being 45 minutes shorter). However, "This is 40" brings back Apatow's greatest couple, Pete (Paul Rudd) and Debby (Leslie Mann) from "Knocked Up." Jason Segel will be reprising his role as Jason, and Melissa McCarthy ("Bridesmaids") will join the ensemble. I'm already laughing.
Coming to Theaters December 21


8. Gravity- I know very little about "Gravity" besides the fact that it was directed by Alfonso Cuaron, and that it is a science fiction movie. The last movie Cuaron directed, "Children of Men," was a sci-fi masterpiece and one of the greatest movies I've ever seen. Each time I watch it is always as exhilarating as the first. I expect some amazingly long takes of outer space.
Coming to Theaters November 21


9. Casa de mi Padre- This is one of the more peculiar projects of the coming year. It is a comedy about a Hispanic drug dealer starring Will Ferrell that is entirely in Spanish. It also stars two of Latin America's best (and usually, most serious) actors: Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna. Once Ferrell turned Luna into a running joke during his George Bush one man show, it was kismet that they would make a movie together.
Coming to Theaters March 16


10. Jeff Who Lives At Home- The Duplass brothers make some of the quietest, strangest dark comedies of the day. Just look at 2010's "Cyrus" for proof. Jason Segel steps into the slacker role this time, as Jeff, a man who is finally forced to leave his mother's basement in order to help his brother (Ed Helms) catch his possibly adulterous wife. Awkward laughs and awkward silences to ensue. The fact that it comes out in March will help make the early part of the year a better time for movies than it usually is.
Coming to Theaters March 2

Eight Nights of Hanukkah, Eight Nights of Movies: Night #2

Eight Nights of Hanukkah, Eight Nights of Movies is a new series in which for each night of Hanukkah I will recommend a new movie to watch. Each movie might have been made by a prominent Jewish filmmaker, or embodies a prominent part of Jewish culture. Because I missed the first night, as I was embarking on a great Florida migration, I will recommend two for the second night.


Inglourious Basterds 


Here is a movie that needs no introduction, as I can barely go a day (or a blog post) without talking about it. With "Inglourious Basterds," Quentin Tarantino earned the title of Honorary Jew for fulfilling any little Jewish boy's childhood fantasy of getting vengeance on the Nazis. But it is not just a violent, one-dimensional revenge fantasy but rather a morality tale that dares us to ask whether or not our enemies can actually be human. This might be the only movie of its kind that will actually make you feel like a more enlightened human being. The movie also includes moments of gripping suspense and utterly insane hilarity. Despite the newfound enlightenment you may have found, it will not stop you from standing up and cheering after the movie's history-bending twist (most people probably know what it is at this point but if not, I will spare the spoiler). No movie will make you feel prouder to light the menorah tonight.

Leaves of Grass


I didn't really think "Leaves of Grass" was as brilliant as some believed (Ebert called it a "masterpiece"). It is flawed and its narrative probably made more sense in novel form, but it is certainly "whacky" and inventive enough for me to recommend to the more adventurous cinephile. Edward Norton is brilliant as always, this time giving two performances in one movie, one as a philosophy professor and the other as a drug dealer. Most shocking about "Leaves of Grass" is that it reveals that there is indeed a Jewish community in Tulsa, Oklahoma. That is, in case you were the kind of person who likes to track down Jews in random parts of America. It is partly based on writer-director Tim Blake Nelson's life growing up in a Jewish family in Tulsa. "Leaves of Grass" is not just a crime-thriller-satire but an examination on Jewish identity. I can't say I "get" the whole thing but if one of you does, please feel free to explain it to me.

The Plot of Quentin Tarantino's Next Movie

Two posts in one night? I must be crazy. No, this only happens when something truly newsworthy comes along.

The plot for Quentin Tarantino's next film, entitled "Django Unchained," has been released today. All that was known before was that it was a slave revenge film. Here is what that actually entails:

Django is a slave who’s liberated by a German dentist-turned-bounty hunter and taught the tricks of the trade by his mentor. Django’s major goal in life is to recover his wife, and to do it he needs to get past the villainous ranch owner Calvin Candie (DiCaprio), who runs Candyland, a despicable club and plantation in Mississippi where female slaves are exploited as sex objects and males are pitted against each other in “mandingo”-style death matches. Candie is a slave’s worst nightmare, and that [sic] is where Django’s wife Broomhilda is an abused slave. [Deadline]

Yes, whenever Quentin says he is making an historical epic, it is not just some historical epic. Earlier this week it was announced that Jamie Foxx would play the lead role. While he did win an Oscar for "Ray," he also starred in "Booty Call." Then again, this is from the same director who turned John Travolta into a hitman after starring in "Look Who's Talking."

The rest of the cast is enticing. Of course, Samuel L. Jackson will be fantastic, as long as he is given a Bible or some dialogue that he can shout unnecessarily loud. While I have never seen DiCaprio play a flat out villain, his acting has improved with each film he does, so I have a feeling he can do this. As for Christoph Waltz, I have a feeling the German bounty hunter role was written directly for him. And yes, he can act his way out of a paper bag.

For now, it seems too hard to tell what direction this plot will take the film in. Is Tarantino aiming for a classic Grindhouse experience like "Death Proof," or a classier revenge fantasy like "Inglourious Basterds"?

Something that I wonder even more about, however is what Tarantino will do filming in a time period before movies even existed. In "Basterds," he was able to find conversation in the films of G.W. Pabst, but what will the 19th century characters of "Django Unchained" discuss? Maybe the characters can sit around a southern manor and discuss the significance of "Moby Dick."

Whatever he decides to do, I will be there on opening weekend.

Minimalism: The New Way to Market a Movie

Today, I want to talk not about a movie, but about a poster. Well actually, many posters.

The art form known as Minimalism has become a phenomenon on the interweb. It's not new; artists have been using it for years. However, it's been given a new use: movie posters.

The idea behind Minimalism is to create a work of art that takes a concept and strips it down to its most basic form. When something is stripped down to its most basic element, there is something strangely deeper that can be found in it. It would basically be saying so much by showing so little.

Some of the posters make a lot of sense. A lot of them involve a great knowledge of the film involved to truly understand. Take for example, one poster for "Inception." It simply shows an outline of four of the main characters' faces and their totem placed inside each of them. It is simple and effective. It also shows how each totem is psychologically linked to each character, objects of how their brains work.

Others are confusing, yet portray something so important to the movie. One of my favorites is the one for "The Deer Hunter." It shows six circles. Five are empty, and one is shaded red. Even people who love the movie will be confused at first. Think. Think very hard. Yes, it is portraying a gun with one bullet in it, loaded for Russian Roulette. With this image, such a deep and complex film is boiled down to its most basic, yet most important idea. Who needs an image of helicopters flying through Vietnam when you can just have a picture of the barrel of a gun?

There are others in the spirit of the "Inception" poster. The "Blade Runner" poster has no epic image of futuristic Los Angeles. All it has is that little origami unicorn. The poster for "Inglourious Basterds" shows two hands holding up three fingers in different ways. It's the German three and the English three. It's yet another small detail that made a very big difference in this movie.

Some posters are even more thought provoking and even more creative. The pattern on "The Shining" poster is the carpeting of The Overlook Hotel. The "Titanic" poster is not just a white triangle, it's that deadly iceberg. Some add on to certain movies as well. "The Godfather" poster shows the rest of the horse's body without the head. That is, if you really wanted to know what a headless horse looked like.

At the moment, Minimalist posters are fan art. They are made by and for people who truly appreciate movies. Yet, I feel like this new art form has a bigger potential. Why not actually use Minimalist posters to market movies? They're better and more original than most of the generic crap passed off as posters nowadays. As a marketing tool, movie posters should draw people into a movie with a curiosity factor. If someone sees a "Kill Bill" poster with nothing but footsteps, they might wonder, where do those footsteps lead?

But posters shouldn't just be for marketing. A movie poster should serve the same purpose as an album cover. They should converse with the art, and emphasize a central purpose behind it. A poster of the incredible futuristic Los Angeles from "Blade Runner" might draw more attention, but that unicorn is much more important to the story. You could compare that to the cover of "London Calling." It could've just been an image of London being caught in the middle of the apocalypse. While the simple image of Joe Strummer smashing a guitar may seem out of place, it's really there to show the raw, unbridled power of true rock and roll that the album is partially a metaphor for.

That simple image of a mythical creature, or the inside of a gun are not the first things you'd expect to see on a good movie poster. But like that album cover, they show the strange, mesmerizing magic of truly amazing cinema. The poster is meant to encapsulate an entire film in one image. In so simple an image, so much more can be said.

I couldn't find the "Inception" poster I was referring to earlier, but here is another cool one.

The Oscars: Who Should Win

You'll find out later in the week who I think will actually win the Awards. But for now, I'd like to share the directors, writers, and actors who would win if only I could hand out the trophies. A few you won't surprised by, and a few you just might be.

Best Picture: Inglourious Basterds

It was the best movie of 2009 when it came out in August, and it's still the best movie today. While this is a strong year for Best Picture nominees (for the most part), "Basterds" is more movie than any of these movies. It was almost even a magnum opus. It probably won't pick up the Best Picture statue, but history certainly will be kind to these "Basterds."

Best Director: Quentin Tarantino or Kathryn Bigelow

How could this be? Am I really rooting against Tarantino? While I'd love seeing him earn the first Best Director Oscar of his career, Bigelow did something special with "The Hurt Locker." I don't root for her solely because her win would make history, but because she directed the action so elegantly, and so ingeniously found suspense not in the moment the bomb blows up, but rather the moment before it could potentially blow our hero away.

Best Actor: Colin Firth (A Single Man)

Jeff Bridges gave a fine performance in "Crazy Heart." I root for him in a way because, well, he's the Dude, man. But the more I think about it, the more I find it impossible to neglect my admiration for Firth. Throughout the flawed "A Single Man," he was so perfectly understated. His reaction to his lover's death is one that has been engrained into my memory. Simply, he showed he showed he had amazing talent I didn't even know existed.

Best Actress: Carey Mulligan (An Education)

It's hard to pinpoint exactly what about Mulligan's performance was so Oscar worthy. Maybe it was just that simply through her emotions and expressions, she turned Jenny from a cardboard figure into a three dimensional human being. Her looks have often been compared to that of Audrey Hepburn. Her acting should be, as well.

Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds)

Am I a horrible Jew for saying I was charmed by a Nazi? Probably. I don't care, because Waltz created possibly the most interesting and complex Nazi ever put on screen. At times, his performance is as terrifying and manipulative as it is breezy and funny. He created a character who single-handedly defines what it means to be "Tarantinoesque." May you have a long and prosperous future of fine work ahead of you, Mr. Waltz.

Best Supporting Actress: Mo'Nique (Precious)

I still remember the day I walked out of "Precious" (then "Push") at Sundance. Even though the whole film had made an impression on me, Mo'Nique's performance stole the entire show. She gives the horrible Mary very few redeeming qualities, but she never neglects to make her feel human, whether that means good or bad. But then, there's that final, heart-wrenching monologue, in which she inspires a sort of pathetic sympathy. In January 2009 I said, this performance deserves an Oscar. In March 2010, it will win one.

Best Original Screenplay: Inglourious Basterds

There's not much more that can be said about "Basterds" that I haven't said already, but I'll give it a try. Tarantino's writing deserves to win because it's written so eloquently, and so flawlessly. Despite the fact that the time period limits Tarantino from much of his pop culture references, this script still shows his amazing ability to make long stretches of dialogue both utterly intense and extremely fascinating. We don't get any conversations about "Like a Virgin" or cheeseburgers, but we do get an explanation for the war put in the terms of rodents. Also, we get some conversations about cinema that only a true cinephile would be able to give us.

Best Adapted Screenplay: Up in the Air

I debated giving this one to "In the Loop," for its overly creative cursing. But the script of "Up in the Air" works both in completed film form, and on its own. In Jason Reitman's script, he stayed loosely faithful to the book he was adapting and added his own story in. He also kept that fine balance between relevant tragedy and light-hearted yet smart humor. Simply, this script flows like water and never seems to hit a false note. There would be no great movie without this great script.

Best Animated Film: Fantastic Mr. Fox

It might be blasphemous to pass over a Pixar film. However, they've had their moment in the sun for countless years. The true best animated film of the year was from the mind of both Wes Anderson and Roald Dahl. It ignored CGI animation and instead stuck with traditional models. Strangely, in that sense, it seemed all the more real. It's a witty labor of love that criminally did not receive all of the love it deserved.

The One Tarantino Rumor I Hope is True

I spend a lot of time on this blog talking about Quentin Tarantino. And over the past few posts, I've mentioned "Inglourious Basterds" at least once. You're probably so sick of the name by now. However, this is one piece of news you just may have to hear.

I don't know how entirely truthful this piece of news is. It comes from Tarantino himself. The man does have a knack for bringing up film projects he never seems to follow up on. Over the years, he's brought up the possibility of a Vega Brothers movies, a "Basterds" prequel, and a third installment of "Kill Bill." Those sound all like great follow-ups to such great movies. Then again, we are talking about Quentin Tarantino, one of the most original directors working today.

That is why today I was thrilled to read a story today on FilmDrunk (originally from the New York Daily News) that Tarantino is throwing around the idea of doing a film based on the Underground Railroad during the days of American Slavery. He's defining it as being sort of like a Western, but called a "Southern."

I've been hoping that someday, Tarantino would do a pure Western. However, I'm also invested on how he's taken the Western ideology and implanted it into Nazi-Occupied France, Japan, and the greater Los Angeles area.

I can already picture Tarantino's vision of slavery now. Like "Basterds," it will take place in a slightly altered alternate universe and likely center around a slave rebellion. One slave will escape his plantation and seek brutal revenge on their former owner. Meanwhile, another group of escaped slaves will seek their own form of revenge by destroying plantations, and scalping lots of white people. Samuel L. Jackson will play a badass slave seeking vengeance, and Christoph Waltz will play a harsh yet charming slaveowner. Daniel Day-Lewis will have a minor, but affecting role as Jefferson Davis (just because he needs to be in a Tarantino film already).

I have a bad feeling this project might go the way of that Vega Brothers film. Let's hope not. As much as I really want to see Tarantino save the Western by making a true one, I am enjoying seeing the ideas of the Western get inserted into other aging dramas. Has there ever been a good, tasteful film chronicling American slavery besides "Gone With the Wind?" I remember once watching an 80s version of "Uncle Tom's Cabin" in school. That's about it.

Then again, if there was anyone who could make a movie about American slavery and do it right, it would be Quentin Tarantino.

More information on this here and here.

Side Note: If you must understand the true roots of my Tarantino obsession, read here.

That One Scene: Inglourious Basterds

"That One Scene" is a recurring series on The Reel Deal where I examine that one scene in a certain movie that sets it apart from all others.

First off, we have a major dilemma. When I first created "That One Scene" back in August, I promised to write about one remarkable movie scene every week. Obviously, this didn't happen.

However, now that I am a second semester senior and certain responsibilities don't exist for me anymore, I believe now is the perfect time to bring this post back. And now, I'm going to bring it back by discussing a movie I've talked about way too much recently: "Inglourious Basterds." My incessant chatter though is for good reason, as this was a film made to be broken down piece by piece to be fully admired. Also, I hope this serves to show you why this film truly deserves to take home Best Screenplay this year.

There are a multitude of great scenes to break down in this film. I could've discussed the stretched out, tension-filled opening scene. I could've discussed the audaciously long tavern scene. I also could've had some fun and discussed the Bear Jew beating a Nazi with a bat. However, I've opted for one of the more subtlety beautiful and less appreciated scenes in the film. It's a tour-de-force of fine writing, acting, and directing.

The scene occurs after our hero Shosanna (Melanie Laurent), a Jew hiding as a French movie theater owner in Nazi-Occupied Paris, manages to sit through an entire meal with Joseph Goebbels. Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz), the SS Officer responsible for the slaughter of Shosanna's entire family walks into the room. Quentin Tarantino doesn't skip a beat going into this scene. The banging drums seem out of place in a WWII epic, but it serves well in sending chills down the viewer's spine.

As Landa greets her, Shosanna's skin turns white as a skeleton. Laurent shows her as someone vulnerable enough to crack at any moment. Tarantino spends an awful long time focusing on Shosanna's facial expressions, basically making the conversations occurring right above her shoulder seem insignificant. Laurent's acting shows more fear, vulnerability, and ultimate strength in just a few smacks of her lips than any amount of words ever could. For a director so enamored by conversation, this seems like an interesting, and even welcome, change.

This entire scene contains an incredible amount of ambiguity around it. From the beginning, we are nervous of whether or not Landa will recognize Shosanna. By the end, it's still impossible to tell if he did or not. For someone known as "The Jew Hunter," Landa maintains a jovial demeanor throughout the scene.

Landa says the purpose of their meeting is to discuss security matters. At times, it seems less for information and more as a means of torture. He even orders Shosanna a glass of milk, the very thing he drank the last time they were acquainted.

Meanwhile, there is a great focus on the strudels. It seems unnecessary, but Tarantino seems to have a great love of shaping human interaction around the things we eat. That lovingly shot close up of Shosanna ripping off a piece of strudel, then piling a little cream onto it, reminds me of watching Samuel L. Jackson devour a Big Kahuna Burger in "Pulp Fiction." Tarantino seems to think a lot can be said about a person by how they eat their food. In this instance, Shosanna is someone who is careful, and will never miss a detail. Landa, meanwhile, shoves the pastry in his face. This is consistent with much of the humor arising from this character; he seems to be funniest in how outlandish he is in just about everything he does.

It's strange also to see the weird chemistry between Landa and Shosanna. While one is a Nazi and the other is a secret Jew, they seem quite good in listening to each other and responding to each other's comments. At times, they chat almost as if they are old friends.

Of course, while parts of this scene may seem very light-hearted, one can forget its extremely serious undertones. After all, this is a film about the topic of genocide. The most serious moment comes as Landa states, "I did have something else I wanted to ask you." His smile so quickly turns into a frown, showing how his character can go so quickly from kind to cruel. Shosanna of course, tries to stand her ground. Tarantino takes no hesitation in lingering on this long, frightful silence.

Suddenly, Landa's deathly stare turns into an all-out smile. He states, "But right now, for the life of me, I can't remember what it is. Oh well, must not have been important." This reveals something very important about Landa. Throughout the film, he seems to constantly be on the line between very serious man, and cartoonishly over-the-top. He is a villain so frightening in his insane self-centered principles. Yet, here, he is as clueless as the conventional Hollywood villain who's too underwritten to stop his foe.

In this case, it's not poor writing, but some form of satire. That, and it reveals Landa as the most complex Nazi we may ever see on film.

If we look at it from the possibility that he did know it was her, why wouldn't Landa try and stop her? Well, maybe he didn't want to because he enjoys torturing her with mystery better. Also, Landa is always fixated on the idea of survival. He seems to hold great respect for those who will do anything to survive. This is why many believe he let Shosanna run away at the beginning. Now, he sees that she is not only surviving, but thriving (like the rats he discusses earlier in the film). He may be simply amazed at how she overcame so much to come this far, and that she deserves to remain in secret.

After Landa leaves, we get to see why Laurent deserved an Oscar nomination this year. After Landa leaves, her feigned smile quickly turns into a frown. When she sees she is completely alone, she lets out a giant gasp and begins crying. It seems almost as if she's been under the identity of Emmanuelle for so long that she forgot how to feel like Shosanna. It's strange how she turns around to see if it's okay to cry; as this makes it seem like her reaction is almost mechanical. However, Laurent manages to make it the most emotionally realistic moment in the entire film. It could also be that she, like the audience, can't believe she's made it this far. In this way, Laurent turns Shosanna perhaps into the film's most relatable character.

Overall, this scene seems to be an embodiment of what "Inglourious Basterds" is truly about: a celebration of the finer things in culture. This ranges from good cinema to good Scotch, good cigarettes, and of course, a fine dessert. Here is a scene that represents why Tarantino is the auteur of our generation: he has an incredible understanding of humanity, timing, and detail.

Golden Globes: A Night for Blue Aliens. And Mike Tyson

Well, mainstream comedy certainly has something to celebrate.

2010 marked the first time in years that the winner of the Best Musical/Comedy category at the Golden Globes was not a musical or a sophisticated indie black comedy. Rather, it was "The Hangover," a comedy that worked so well and basically earned* its award because it was just so refreshingly funny.

This might mean little for "The Hangover"'s Oscar chances. It probably has a slim shot at Best Picture, but a Best Screenplay nomination is likely its best shot.

Still, I don't see the Golden Globes as much of a predictor for the Oscars. I think it's more of a way of seeing what people in the inner film circles are excited about at the moment. In that case my thinking was confirmed, "Avatar" is the official frontrunner for Best Picture. Yes, voters walked onto Pandora, and now they simply can't seem to get away. Hopefully, they're not as crazy as these people. I'm not necessarily happy that "Avatar" is stealing the thunder from several other more worthy films, but I have to hand it to James Cameron: never in a million years did I think the entire world would fall in love with a three hour movie about ten foot tall blue-cat-monkey people.

The other film I suspected as a spoiler for "Avatar," "Up in the Air," faired only decently tonight. It took home a well deserved Best Screenplay award, solidifying it as by far the front runner for Best Adapted Screenplay.

Meanwhile, the two best supporting actors were officially confirmed as the front runners. Christoph Waltz was the first thing on everyone's mind from the second audiences first saw him ask for a glass of milk. Meanwhile, I knew Mo'Nique was the only imaginable winner from the minute I saw what was then called "Push" at Sundance.

Another big film, "The Hurt Locker," went home totally empt handed. However, it has been gaining much momentum lately so I do expect it to do much better at the Oscars. Plus, it's sweeping of the Critics Choice Awards were a very promising sign. That $12 million at the box office though, really isn't.

The lead acting categories are a whole other story. Robert Downey Jr. should be happy with his win for "Sherlock Holmes" and expect nothing further. While George Clooney still has something of a shot, Jeff Bridges seems like the real man to beat right now. I haven't seen Bridges' performance in "Crazy Heart" yet, but to Bridges' awards success I say: Dude Abides.

The most unpredictable category this year is the Best Actress category. There are four very possible candidates right now, and two who equally have a clear shot at winning. Meryl Streep has a good shot for "Julie & Julia" simply because, she's Meryl Streep. Plus, her performance has gotten nothing but absolute raves. Sandra Bullock's performance in "The Blind Side" also has a very good shot. Not only has she been lauded for her performance, but the film itself has become something of an underdog. Its amazing box office success was expected by no one. Perhaps this could play into votes.

Unfortunately, there still seems like little hope for "Inglourious Basterds" besides Christoph Waltz. I have a good feeling "Basterds" might've won Best Screenplay tonight if the Globes split it up into two separate categories. Only the WGA Awards will be able to answer that. In the mean time, Tarantino will have to wait another few years for his long deserved Best Director Oscar. If Scorsese (who was honored tonight) could wait 40 years, then so can he.

On a side note: am I the only one bothered by the fact that Best Drama always seems to be more significant to analysts than Best Comedy? Seriously, when will people start taking Comedies more seriously.

*I would've voted for "(500) Days of Summer." "The Hangover" might've been the funniest comedy of the year, but it wasn't the most brilliantly made.

Full List of Winners Here.

The Top 10 Movies of 2009

In a recent tweet, Roger Ebert proclaimed 2009 as "one of those magic movie years like 1939 or 1976." Some might say that's a bold statement, but I say it's not too far off. Of all the movie years this decade, 2009 ranks second only to 2007 (the year of "There Will Be Blood," "No Country for Old Men," "Michael Clayton," "Knocked Up," etc.).

Yes, there was much trash this year. From toy commercials like "Transformers 2" and "G.I. Joe" to death porn like "The Final Destination" and the ugliness of "The Ugly Truth," 2009 indeed showed just how low Hollywood was willing to go just to make a buck. But beyond much preposterousness, creativity abounded.

There was something many filmmakers this year, both mainstream and independent, showed that set 2009 apart: bravery. Filmmakers were so willing to be bold that the best films were beyond great. Some of the boldest moves included the changing of history, the willingness to not make simple conclusions, and an inclination to show that the world is unfair and sometimes, the hero just can't win. Oh, and add some CGI blue cat monkey people to the mix.

This year gave us some amazing new talents (Marc Webb, Neil Blomkamp) and some old pros doing what they do best (Quentin Tarantino, The Coen Brothers, James Cameron).

2009 gave us an eclectic mix of Basterds and aliens and corporate a-holes. Here now, are the ten best films of the year 2009:

1. Inglourious Basterds- It's been almost half a year since "Inglourious Basterds" came out, and I still can't think of a better movie that has come out since. "Basterds" is a World War II movie that only Quentin Tarantino could ever pull off: philosophical, extremely violent, and funnier than you could ever imagine. Tarantino shows off a rare ability to make vast stretches of dialogue as exciting as epic battle sequences. Brad Pitt, Eli Roth and Diane Kruger give career best performances while Melanie Laurent proves herself as a worthy leading woman. The real scene stealer, though, is Christoph Waltz, who portrays a Nazi as calm and casual as he is sadistic. In the end, "Basterds" amazes me in its audacity to both change history and turn such serious subject matter into a fun B-movie. This is a medium for Tarantino to show us both his love of movies and the insane universe in which he inhabits. It's a universe that, in a perfect world, would truly exist. Read Review

2. A Serious Man- Some films just grow on you. "A Serious Man" is one of them. "A Serious Man" is both the most mature and the meanest film Joel & Ethan Coen have made to date. It tells the story of the suffering but well intentioned patriarch of a 1960s middle class Jewish family. "A Serious Man" is the most personal film of the Coen Brothers' career and it shows in the perfection of every little detail of the era and culture. Michael Stuhlbarg is perfect in the role of Larry Gopnik, flawlessly portraying the character's flawed nature and vulnerability to an almost hilarious effect. The Coen Brothers have created a film that offers no easy conclusions and will keep you talking and talking about it. It will one day be looked as the quintessential film about the Jewish American experience. Read Review ; Extra Analysis

3. Up in the Air- "Up in the Air" is one of those rare films that strikes the perfect balance between comedy and tragedy. Jason Reitman managed to create a film about a man so far disconnected from other human beings that is both relevant social commentary and a future classic. "Up in the Air" shows the downside of a corporate life, and that even though flying solo can satisfy some people, nothing compares to the feeling of being (and remaining) connected to others. Read Review

4. (500) Days of Summer- Far and away the best romantic comedy to come out in years. "(500) Days of Summer" is a standout in its genre for its willingness to bend the rules and be unpredictable. It's not necessarily a love story, but a story about love between Tom (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) and Summer (Zooey Deschanel). It's told completely out of order because whichever way the story is told, this relationship will inevitably head toward disaster. "(500) Days of Summer" scores on creativity and on having the best use of a Hall & Oates song you'll ever see. Read Review; Extra Analysis

5. The Hurt Locker- To date, most films about the Iraq War have tried and failed. That is, until "The Hurt Locker" came about, a film that connected quite simply because it offered a truthful, apolitical view of a war nobody quite understands. The film has an eerie documentary feel, and Kathryn Bigelow directs each action sequence with the utmost care and precision missing from most mainstream action films today. "The Hurt Locker" is not so much a film about Iraq, or a film about the hell of war, but rather about why men fight. Read Review

6. Precious- As so many before me have said, "Precious" tells the story of the girl you might walk by on the street and completely ignore. "Precious" is at times one of the toughest films to watch for its raw realism. However, sitting through it is almost a revelation for exactly that reason. Lee Daniels has created a film that will open your eyes to a world you knew existed, but like to pretend it didn't. Amazingly, "Precious" also provides a bright ray of hope in such a dark world. Gabourey Sidibe gives a fine breakout performance as the titular lead. However, Mo'Nique truly steals the show as Precious' abusive mother. She gives off the kind of brutal hatred that is at times too painful to watch, but too powerful to ever look away from.

7. Fantastic Mr. Fox- What kind of world do we live in where a movie made for kids, but is even more suitable for adults, fairs so poorly at the box office? Forget ticket sales, "Fantastic Mr. Fox" is a marvel, and proof of Wes Anderson's wide range in directing ability. Anderson opts for old fashion stop-capture animation which quite ironically, makes its animal characters seem even more human. "Fantastic Mr. Fox" shows Anderson as the master of mise-en-scene. While kids won't get the deeply existential questions Mr. Fox poses, make no mistake, this is the perfect movie for every member of the family. Read Review

8. Avatar- James Cameron, the most ambitious director of this generation, created what is quite possibly the most ambitious sci-fi epic to date. What set this film apart is its landmark special effects and use of motion capture technology which turns the Na'vi into creatures with a tangible, human quality. But what amazes me most about "Avatar" is the new world Cameron created for it. Each detail of Pandora is so vividly realized that it might as well be a real place. This is the kind of imagination missing from blockbusters nowadays, and the reason why I hail "Avatar" the "Star Wars" of our time. Read Review

9. District 9- Watch out, because the moderate-sized country at the southernmost tip of Africa has just given birth to a new filmmaking force to be reckoned with. Neil Blomkamp's film is a thrilling and sometimes even funny sci-fi mockumentary about aliens landing in Johannesburg, and then being segregated by frightened humans. It works as both social commentary and awesome sci-fi entertainment. This new classic boldly sets an anti-Apartheid theme in a country scarred by Apartheid and uses its aliens to convey the theme. While "Avatar" is the best sci-fi film of the year, "District 9" is the most original. Read Review

10. The Hangover- I needed one legitimate comedy for my list. After much thinking, I decided I'd go with what was the most hilarious and surprising film of the year. "The Hangover" is a great comedy because nearly every line is funny. The characters are beyond funny, and are enhanced by the believable chemistry between the actors. What makes "The Hangover" worthy of the top 10 is how it manages to be both a gross-out comedy and a mystery at the same time. "The Hangover" at first seems like it's going to be the typical bachelor party in Vegas flick, but in the end, it's a perfectly tuned satire of the idea of Vegas and the reality of it. That and tigers. And babies in sunglasses. Read Review

Other Contenders: Up, Adventureland, Invictus, Bruno, Star Trek, I Love You, Man, Dare, We Live in Public

Worst Movie: The Final Destination (3D)

Still Need to See: In the Loop, An Education, Moon, The Blind Side, Paranormal Activity, Big Fan, A Single Man, Observe and Report

Most Underrated: Adventureland

Most Overrated: 2012

Biggest Disappointments: Public Enemies, Where the Wild Things Are

Boondock Saints: Why I'm Not Part of the Cult

Nine years ago, a film called "The Boondock Saints" opened on just five screens. At the end of its theatrical run, it had grossed a mere $25,812. Nobody knew then, that a phenomenon was in the making.

Today, Troy Duffy's tale of two Irish brothers wreaking havoc on Boston's criminal underworld has become one of the defining cult films of the decade. To date, its grossed more than $40 million on DVD and can currently be seen in over 500 different t-shirts at your local Hot Topic. Now, it's getting a sequel called "Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day."

But is this too much? "Boondock Saints" is entertaining, for sure. It'll make you laugh and mostly keep you interested for its entire running time. Plus, it features Willem Dafoe at his absolute creepy best. But does it really deserve this cult?

Well, most of the great cult films are the trashiest ones (think "Rocky Horror Picture Show" and anything John Waters does). However, this film's level of escapist trashiness feels uninspired. It felt like Duffy was trying his absolute best to imitate Tarantino. At some points, it's all too obvious (you probably won't laugh as hard at the cat getting his head shot off once you see the Marvin scene from "Pulp Fiction"). Mainly, however Tarantino is the hardest director to emulate because his style comes from decades of watching thousands of movies no one has ever heard of.

But I digress. The real problem with "Boondock Saints" is the story itself. Couldn't Duffy have made the religious references a little more subtle? "Donnie Darko," one of the great cult classics of the decade, was a film that explored the possible existence of God. Yet, you wouldn't have known that until after you thought about it for a while. Plus, I find it impossible to take sympathy for anyone who believes murder is justified just because they believe God told them to do it. Perhaps this film is just plain overrated.

Maybe I just haven't seen the movie enough. Or maybe I'm just one of those people who simply don't get it. That's what a cult film is: some get it, and some don't. When I look for a good cult classic, I look for a film that penetrates your mind so much and spawns so many questions. In that light, the likes of "Donnie Darko" and "Blue Velvet" work for me. Or, I look for a film that transcends reality and forces you to embrace your darkest, guiltiest pleasures. In that light, "Scarface" works for me.

While those three films are constantly commented on on IMDB message boards or turned into useless merchandise, there's more too them. They sit in your head, they make you question the very reason you go to the movies in the first place. And I guess that means I still really can't answer that question.

I wish Troy Duffy best luck with this sequel and other films in the future. If he hopes to make something better than "Boondock Saints" there's one thing he should remember: a great film (or great cult classic, for that matter) should be something to chew on, and not just full of cool quotes to put on t-shirts.

Now "Boondock Saints" fans please tell me: what do you enjoy about this film so much? Am I missing something?

Kill Bill Volume 3: Why I'm Excited

Whenever someone asks me how I got so into film, I give them a simple answer: I watched "Kill Bill: Volume 1." In a way my life is split in two parts: before I watched "Kill Bill," and after I watched "Kill Bill."

Since "Kill Bill" wrapped up five years ago with its amazing sequel, I was sure that would be the last time we'd ever get to see Beatrix Kiddo (Uma Thurman).

But ever since Quentin Tarantino released part two in 2004, rumors and speculation about a third part were all over the internet. Some said it'd be a prequel, chronicling The Bride's days as a member of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. Others said it would be shot totally in anime. Others thought it would be about an older Nikki Bell avenging her mother's murder. I dismissed these theories as pure rumors. Not anymore. Yesterday, Tarantino announced that he plans on making "Kill Bill: Volume 3." He claims he would want a 10-year break between the second and third film. If so, then it should be released around 2014.

When I first saw this I thought perhaps it was a joke. But during Cannes '08, Tarantino promised that his WWII film "Inglourious Basterds" would be ready for the Festival in 2009. While Tarantino is usually known for taking time between shooting films (there was a six year gap between "Jackie Brown" and "Kill Bill: Volume 1"), he showed up one year later with one of the strangest, funniest, and most mesmerizing war films I've ever seen.

Now that "Basterds" has grossed over $114 million and allowed me to say the word "bastard" without getting into trouble, Tarantino will now likely be given the artistic freedom to do whatever he wants with this sequel. Since no hint of a premise has been given, it's time to speculate. As great as it would be to get a D.V.A.S prequel, I think the great thing about the original "Kill Bill" films is that The Bride's past is mostly shrouded in mystery. The extent of her skills as a killer must be left solely to the imagination. Also, it would be impossible to do this prequel, since Carradine died earlier this year.

Of the theories, Nikki Belle's revenge sounds most plausible. When The Bride tells her "when you're older, if you still feel raw about this...I'll be waiting," it's almost an invitation to make a sequel. Here's another possibility: Elle Driver (Daryl Hannah) remained alive after her eye was plucked out. Will a totally blind Elle try to strike back at The Bride? Or maybe Tarantino will bring back Michael Parks. His performance as Esteban Vihaio was just too good for Oscar voters to understand.

As ecstatic as I am for the prospect of this sequel, I do hope that Tarantino gets back to work on making more original characters. The Bear Jew is already one of my favorite movie characters of the decade, and Hans Landa is certainly one of the creepiest villains the silver screen. But as long as Tarantino's knack for brilliant dialogue, deep characters, and visual humor still holds up, then a little more "Kill Bill" should never be a problem.

In Other Awesome Pop Culture News: Chris Lilley, Australia's answer to Christopher Guest, is slated to make another comedy for HBO. This follows the success of his brilliant, twisted "Summer Heights High." It's called "Angry Boys." It's about what it's like to be a man in the 21st Century. This show will also be shot in mockumentary style, and Lilley will also play multiple characters. Please, please, bring Jonah back.

Summer '09 in Movies

Summer 2009 came and went. It was a summer of record highs and record lows. No, I’m not talking about the temperature; I’m talking about what happened inside the movie theater. Every summer, Hollywood tries to blow away audiences with high budget blockbusters and high concept comedies. This summer, as with any summer, a select few struck a chord with moviegoers. Now is time to examine the 2009 summer in movies.

Summer started strong. To no one’s surprise, Pixar scored another hit with “Up.” Even without 3D glasses, “Up” was as stunning as it was moving.

Perhaps the biggest surprise of the summer came earliest: “The Hangover.” What at first seemed like a typical buddies-go-to-Vegas-comedy turned into the funniest movie of the summer. What made the film work so well was it’s mixture of psychological thriller with slapstick comedy and Carrot Top cameos.

Perhaps the two most anticipated comedies of the summer, “Bruno” and “Funny People,” did not quite win over audiences. Of all the movies this summer, these two no doubt alienated audiences the most. I, however, was on the side of admiration. While “Bruno” didn’t reach “Borat” levels of hilarity, it’s impossible not to be impressed by Sacha Baron Cohen’s shameless audacity and ability to get a laugh even in the most frightening situations.

“Funny People” is the third film directed by Judd Apatow (“The 40-Year-Old Virgin,” “Knocked Up”), and certainly his most different. It’s his first film dealing with death, and his first one with an organized plot structure reaching an unknown conclusion rather than a plot that was a string of unpredictable events leading to a known conclusion. I don’t know which approach is better but in the end, both work.

Perhaps summer’s biggest disappointment was “Public Enemies.” What could’ve been a classic Depression-era crime thriller on the level of “Bonnie and Clyde” turned out to be a giant dud, and a waste of the brilliant talents of Christian Bale and Johnny Depp. Perhaps the main reason is that Michael Mann (“Collateral”) only seems to want to direct action, and not characters. On that note, he can’t direct action sequences very well either.

As for the big blockbusters, it was a mixed bag. “Star Trek” scored major points. I did not see “Transformers 2” or “G.I. Joe,” because the movies-based-on-toys trend is one that must soon come to a halt. The tonic to this Hollywood’s blockbuster problem was the stunning “District 9.” Maybe it was such a cure because it was more Cape Town than Tinseltown as it was shot by first time South African filmmaker Neill Blomkamp. The film managed to mix bizarre sci-fi fantasy with an allegory on apartheid and immigration. It was the perfect mix of action and brains I was searching for all summer long.

As usual, the best summer fare came from the art house. Kathryn Bigelow’s “The Hurt Locker” is the Iraq War film this generation has been waiting for. Shot eerily like a documentary, “The Hurt Locker” is perhaps the most realistic look at the war put on screen so far. It’s about a bomb diffuser so whenever a bomb goes off, naturally it goes off in slow motion; you can watch metal melting off a car as a bomb goes off. Michael Bay could learn a thing or two from a film like this.

This summer’s “Little Miss Sunshine” Award for indie surprise goes to “(500) Days of Summer.” While commercials have portrayed the film as a romantic comedy, it is far from that. It is the most inventive anti-romantic comedy you’ll see in a long time.

This summer’s award for best film came late. It is one that I should’ve seen coming though: “Inglourious Basterds.” Quentin Tarantino (“Pulp Fiction,” “Kill Bill”) is at the top of his game, employing Spaghetti Western style to Nazi occupied France.

What is it that an auteur like Tarantino proves about this summer in movies? Well, he proves that in the end, originality always wins.

Movie Review: Inglourious Basterds

Who said history has to be accurate? Don't tell that to Quentin Tarantino, who pulled off his newest masterpiece in a brilliant revisionist style. "Inglourious Basterds" is the work of a world-class auteur at the top of his game.

When I first heard years ago that Tarantino was developing a war film, I was hesitant, unsure of whether Tarantino's directing style could fit into a war movie. But then I realized, it is the perfect genre for him. 

Of all of Tarantino's films, "Inglourious Basterds" has the most traditional narrative structure. While all of his other films hop through time in no particular order, this one moves through time in order with only a few brief flashbacks. What's extremely unconventional about it though, are it's multiple different stories that only loosely connect. 

The first story starts in the early days of World War II, in Nazi occupied France. Shosanna Dreyfus (Melanie Laurent), is a French Jew who narrowly escapes death at the hands of brutal Nazi Col. Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz). Four years later, Dreyfus is still living in France under a pseudonym, operating a movie theater and hoping to one day get revenge on the Nazis.

The second story focuses on a group of Jewish American soldiers also in France. This troop, nicknamed the Basterds, also plans to get revenge on the Nazis and their reign of terror. The troop is led by Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt). Raine commands his soldiers to attack the Nazis with absolutely no sympathy. He also demands that each man bring him 100 Nazi scalps (and he gets his scalps).

Now, where do these two stories connect? Well, both are revenge missions, and both seek their revenge in the exact same place. Shosanna and the Basterds never meet face to face, but all I can say is that if they ever were to meet, they'd all be pretty good friends.

In almost every way, "Inglourious Basterds" shouldn't be a good movie. It has long expanses of meaningless dialogue, little action, and major historical inaccuracies and politically incorrect stereotypes. It's kind of like "Lawrence of Arabia." But these things don't serve to make the movie worse; they end up making it even better. Only a mind like Tarantino can take flaws and turn them into idiosyncrasies. Only Tarantino could capture people talking and turn it into amazing, real conversations about the meaning of life. The dialogue is harder to quote because most of the film is spoken in either German or French, However, Raine and Donny "The Bear Jew" Donowitz (Eli Roth) give more than enough catchphrases to go around. 

Oh, and that dialogue. No matter what language, Tarantino's dialogue is always so pleasant to listen to; not a single word out of a character's mouth ever seems corny or contrived. 

And yes, the movie is violent. Very violent. On the Tarantino violence scale, it would rank slightly higher than "Pulp Fiction" but slightly less in "Kill Bill." The violence is often ridiculous, but is also somehow the most realistically violent of all of his films.

Tarantino has a habit of reviving the careers of many once great actors (John Travolta, Michael Parks, Pam Grier, David Carradine). The careeer revived in "Inglourious Basterds" is that of Christoph Waltz. Much has been said about Waltz's performance, and every accolade is well deserved. He plays Landa as both friendly and creepy at the same time. He can seem friendly by making small talk and then intimidating by doing something like ordering someone to get him milk. He is never a villain who seems psychotic, he just seems scary because of his overstated friendliness. It is without a doubt that Landa's Cannes winning performance will also get nominated for an Oscar.

The true villains of World War II, Hitler and Joseph Goebbels, are played here with perfect inaccuracy. Martin Wuttke plays Hitler as  a whiny baby and Sylvester Groth plays Goebbels as a soulless zombie and something of a suck up. While Waltz has gotten the majority of praise, a large amount of it belongs to Groth. Through Groth's eyes, Goebbels doesn't seem like a zombie just from the things he says, but also from the things he does. In one scene, he shakes Shosanna's hand but he doesn't quite give it a tight grip. In fact, he barely grabs it with his cold, white hand. It looks almost like a skeleton who can walk and talk. 

Also scoring points are the Basterds. I always knew Pitt was talented, but not even his performance in "Fight Club" can top this. His Aldo Raine comes from Tennessee, and he talks in a perfect Southern droll. Roth is also a scene stealer. Roth is known for directing torture porn like "Hostel." However, he should stick to acting. His overly hammy Boston accent becomes one of the funniest parts of the movie. And yes, the movie is funny. Tarantino's sense of humor is one of the darkest in cinema; many of the jokes here are dark as ever. However, many are as light and hilarious as Raine's horrible grip on the Italian language. A scene like that almost feels like something out of a Sacha Baron Cohen movie.

Tarantino is known for referencing hundreds and hundreds of movies in everyone of his films. In this one, he often draws references to his own films. The opening scene reminded me something of the Royale with Cheese scene in "Pulp Fiction." Like Jackson, Waltz first disarms the character through light banter before suddenly unloading on him. The revenge mission feels almost like The Bride's in "Kill Bill." 

Tarantino also references many of his favorite movies. You can see a shot that looks like "Scarface" or a camera movement that feels Hitchcockian. What's referenced most here though is Spaghetti Westerns. Spaghetti Westerns were Italian westerns that were made in the late 1960s popularized mainly by Sergio Leone. As I watched "Inglourious Basterds" I realized what it truly was: a Spaghetti Western presented as a war film. There are Mexican standoffs and a score that often resembles the brilliant music of Ennio Morricone. 

The plot of "Inglourious Basterds" is almost directly based off of the plot of "Once Upon a Time in the West." Like "Once Upon a Time in the West," "Inglourious Basterds" is about two different people getting revenge on the same person for different reasons. Both reasons however, have something to do with the loss of family or brotherhood. "Inglourious Basterds" also contains long stretches without much action. However, while Leone reveled in long silences, Tarantino revels in lots and lots of talking.

"Once Upon a Time in the West" is also the best western ever made. "Inglourious Basterds" is one of the best war movies ever made. Not only that, but it is also the most audacious for daring to change the face of history. It really makes sense as to why "Inglourious Basterds" is so revisionist: every Tarantino movie exists in its world with its own interconnecting characters and its own brands. Even though "Inglourious Basterds" doesn't take place during modern times, it feels as if it could've taken place in the same world as any other Tarantino film.

"Inglourious Basterds" was one of few movies I've seen recently where I left feeling reinvigorated, feeling as if all my faith in cinema had been restored. Only someone like Quentin Tarantino can do this. He reinvented the crime drama, the kung fu film, and now, the war film. Being a great director doesn't involve any film school, just a great imagination and a love for movies. And not to mention, a strange and interesting view of the world.

One more thing: we never find out why the title is misspelled. Tarantino says he'll never explain why, and in a way it's better like that. The spelling is a part of Tarantino's world, and we're lucky that we even got this good of a glimpse of it.

If you liked this movie, you'll also like: Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Once Upon a Time in the West, The Dollars Trilogy, Carrie, Scarface, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Grindhouse, The Wild Bunch, No Country for Old Men