Movie Review: Django Unchained

For any of you who think I have a severe Quentin Tarantino bias, let me just say that I disliked "Death Proof."

Now that that's out of the way, "Django Unchained" may have just stolen the top ten list of the year in one fell swoop. It may lack the audacious perfection of "Inglourious Basterds," however this messy masterpiece is bold and brilliant in its own right.

"Django Unchained" rightfully opens with the theme music from 1966's "Django," a film that is similar with this Django only in name. This is the first time that Quentin has made a Western that actually takes place in the appropriate era and locale. This is not modern-day Los Angeles, Tokyo, or Nazi-Occupied France. This is Texas in the years just before the Civil War.

Django (Jamie Foxx), a quiet slave with a sharp tongue and a deadly grin, is freed by Dr. King Schultz (Christoph Waltz). Foxx is fantastically deadpan and unpredictable as Django. Unsurprisingly, Waltz displays his incredible way with words as the verbose dentist-turned-bounty hunter. There is a giant tooth on top of his carriage. I don't why any of that is important, but it sure is funny.

Analog This: Breaking Bad a.k.a. The One Where They Rob a Train

SPOILERS AHEAD!

This week's episode of "Breaking Bad," entitled "Dead Freight," once again proved that the show that is never bad just keeps on getting better.

Obviously, somebody had to pull out the Jesse James comparison once the only solution to the methylamine shortage turned out to be a train robbery. This is not surprising, as Walt is starting to believe more and more that he is Jesse James. Here is someone who will push it to the very end without the fear of death. Maybe it's time something bad happened to him, something that will finally make Heisenberg cease to exist. And that final straw may have come loose tonight.

Each season of "Breaking Bad" reminds me of the Tortoise: slow to start, taking its time at the beginning, and then taking off and not stopping. Tonight was like the taking off point kicking things into high gear. This momentum should get us through the remainder of this final season.

Your Friday Dose of Weirdness: John Ford

"You know I don't speak Spanish..."

Some characterize directors as egoists. They could be right, until they watch this interview with John Ford, conducted by Peter Bogdanovich (director of "The Last Picture Show," which I will hopefully have a review for later this week).

The interview is so insightful because there is absolutely no insight provided by it. Is Ford being rude, or humble. Is he arrogant, or self-conscious? I usually don't take much credence in what YouTube commenters say, but the discussion on this video is surprisingly toned down and intelligent. Take a note from that, Internet.

Anyway, what I found so interesting here is the way in which Ford answers the questions. Should a director remain closed off and mysterious about their work? Or is it better to reveal all of their intentions to the world? Discuss, and watch below:

Movie Review: Cowboys & Aliens

A lot of unusual things happen to the unassuming western folk of "Cowboys & Aliens." Mainly, aliens land on earth. Yet, nobody seems to react to it. In fact, these people don't react to anything at all. Is this a movie, or an assembly of cardboard cutouts?

"Cowboys & Aliens" has a cast of cutouts that includes some of Hollywood's best action stars being reduced of their charms and talents. Daniel Craig plays a cutout named Jake Lonergan, a wanted man who wakes up one morning with a mysterious metal band around his arm and blurry memories that might involve aliens.

As he tries to piece this puzzle together, he wanders into town and captures the attention of the townspeople by standing up to the local rough-and-tumble outlaw, Percy Dolarhyde (Paul Dano), who thinks he owns everything. Among the other people in town include the timid doctor (Sam Rockwell), and the token hot lady (Olivia Wilde). After Percy's father Woodrow (Harrison Ford) rides into town, a series of "flying machines" begin attacking and what is deemed by the priest as "demons" is most certainly an extraterrestrial attack. Now, everyone must unite and fight for the future of humanity.

Where exactly did "Cowboys & Aliens" go wrong? In too many places to even keep count. With Jon Favreau at the helm, his direction feels more like it did in the second "Iron Man" as opposed to the original. That is, it feels like he started directing an action sequence and then halfway through it, gave up. As a director, Favreau hasn't yet gotten to the stage where he can phone it in, and still pull it off. No, that takes many more years of experience.

"Cowboys & Aliens" was penned by "Lost"co-creator Damon Lindelof. It contains all of the intrigue of "Lost" without an of the wonder. If you are trying to put us into a time where the idea of life outside of earth is as foreign as the idea of cell phones, you must also put the audience into that sense of wonderment. Instead, all anyone can feel the whole time is, oh they are being attacked by evil aliens from space. Where is the film's extra hook to really surprise us; where is the film's polar bear in the jungle? How can we expect to take an alien species seriously when their spaceship looks like Squidward's house?

The cutouts of "Cowboys & Aliens" consist mainly of a series of western archetypes. There is the young outlaw who's seen too little, the old outlaw who's seen too much, the knowledgeable doctor who can't defend himself, the old coot with no teeth, and the guy who has to march down the town's streets and yell about how he gets free drinks because he owns this town. None of the characters turn into anything above those stereotypes. I don't blame this on the actors as much as I do on the writers.

The actors do the best they can, which is really all an actor can do with weak material. Craig, who has deservedly become the new face of James Bond, seems to struggle with his American accent. It doesn't even come close to sounding like a grisled outlaw, it sounds more like an English guy trying to sound American. Besides the Bond movies, he should just stick to playing badass Jews from now on.

Harrison Ford, meanwhile, was the person I was most excited to see and yet, he doesn't bring any of the typical Ford charm to his performance. Ford has played Cowboys before, in varying forms (Han Solo; Indiana Jones), yet Woodrow carries no outlaw spirit. He seems less angry about the aliens he has to fight and more angry that he is involved in this movie. He never even seems too concerned about the missing son that he is fighting the whole movie to get back. Shocking, as Ford is usually a master at yelling about missing family members.

I will say this, though: the closest the film ever comes to an actual human interaction is the scene in which Ford gives a young boy his knife. It is never very well explained, but these two characters are the only ones in the film that ever seem to have any chemistry. The fact that nothing is ever done with this represents all of the film's underutilized potential.

"Cowboys & Aliens" strives to combine two genres that have been combined many times over, with much better results. In fact, the sci-fi western has been considered a genre for decades already, ever since "Star Wars" first came out in 1977. "Cowboys & Aliens" tries to fall under this genre, but it never makes these two very different genres seamlessly blend. The point of "Star Wars" was that if it took place in the Old West, it basically could have been "The Searchers." I don't even know what "Cowboys & Aliens" could have been. All I know is that it really made me want to keep watching "Firefly," the TV series that did exactly what "Cowboys & Aliens" wanted to do, but in a much more exciting and coherent fashion.

The worst part of "Cowboys & Aliens" is that it isn't very fun. I appreciate that Favreau wanted to tackle this story in a serious manner, but he takes the idea of straight-faced a step too far. Even Leone's great western opuses had a sense of humor about themselves.

As for the sci-fi part of the film, the aliens feel less like an enemy, and more like a plot device. The aliens in the film look like those from "District 9," but with way less personality. The reason why the aliens are here at this very moment remains totally unexplained. Even though "Super 8" somewhat failed in that respect, at least they tried to make us understand its creature.

Amongst the seriousness, the makers of "Cowboys & Aliens" forgot that this is a summer blockbuster, and blockbusters can be both smart and serious while providing entertainment. This isn't entertainment, this starring blankly at a bunch of preposterous characters and situations. Westerns are supposed to be slow, not boring.

The One Tarantino Rumor I Hope is True

I spend a lot of time on this blog talking about Quentin Tarantino. And over the past few posts, I've mentioned "Inglourious Basterds" at least once. You're probably so sick of the name by now. However, this is one piece of news you just may have to hear.

I don't know how entirely truthful this piece of news is. It comes from Tarantino himself. The man does have a knack for bringing up film projects he never seems to follow up on. Over the years, he's brought up the possibility of a Vega Brothers movies, a "Basterds" prequel, and a third installment of "Kill Bill." Those sound all like great follow-ups to such great movies. Then again, we are talking about Quentin Tarantino, one of the most original directors working today.

That is why today I was thrilled to read a story today on FilmDrunk (originally from the New York Daily News) that Tarantino is throwing around the idea of doing a film based on the Underground Railroad during the days of American Slavery. He's defining it as being sort of like a Western, but called a "Southern."

I've been hoping that someday, Tarantino would do a pure Western. However, I'm also invested on how he's taken the Western ideology and implanted it into Nazi-Occupied France, Japan, and the greater Los Angeles area.

I can already picture Tarantino's vision of slavery now. Like "Basterds," it will take place in a slightly altered alternate universe and likely center around a slave rebellion. One slave will escape his plantation and seek brutal revenge on their former owner. Meanwhile, another group of escaped slaves will seek their own form of revenge by destroying plantations, and scalping lots of white people. Samuel L. Jackson will play a badass slave seeking vengeance, and Christoph Waltz will play a harsh yet charming slaveowner. Daniel Day-Lewis will have a minor, but affecting role as Jefferson Davis (just because he needs to be in a Tarantino film already).

I have a bad feeling this project might go the way of that Vega Brothers film. Let's hope not. As much as I really want to see Tarantino save the Western by making a true one, I am enjoying seeing the ideas of the Western get inserted into other aging dramas. Has there ever been a good, tasteful film chronicling American slavery besides "Gone With the Wind?" I remember once watching an 80s version of "Uncle Tom's Cabin" in school. That's about it.

Then again, if there was anyone who could make a movie about American slavery and do it right, it would be Quentin Tarantino.

More information on this here and here.

Side Note: If you must understand the true roots of my Tarantino obsession, read here.

Movie Review: Crazy Heart

There are some movie characters I really wish were real. Bad Blake is one of them.

"Crazy Heart" is a great movie propelled by an even greater performance by Jeff Bridges. Bridges plays Bad Blake. Bad Blake is an aging, chain-smoking, alcoholic country singer who's seen better days.

Bad is long past his glory days and is now taking small gigs at bars and bowling allies. He doesn't really have much a home, he just tours across the American West and does any show he can for money. Along the way, he gets interviewed by music journalist Jean (Maggie Gyllenhaal) and falls in love with her. The film shows Bad as deciding between two life paths: either rekindling his career, or recovering from his problems and settling down.

Bridges has been receiving the most praise for "Crazy Heart." Obviously, I'm going to spend a large portion of this review talking about him. But before I get into that, lets talk about the film itself. The movie seems something like "The Wrestler" for the world of country music. However, the film amazingly manages to steer away from genre conventions. Just when you think it's going to turn in one predictable direction, it steers away and goes somewhere you wouldn't have expected. And there are certain events that occur that just have to occur. However, writer and director Scott Cooper makes them less much less contrived than they could've been.

I think two things that impressed me most about "Crazy Heart" are two things you'd never even notice: sound and set design. These two elements make the world "Crazy Heart" takes place in seem so real. When Bad plays in a bar, it sounds like he's really playing a concert in a bar. Even every little detail, from the lights to the behavior of the audience when Bad plays at a bigger venue is pitch perfect. Were these shot at a studio, or on location? I'd rather not know, I'd rather just be sucked in by the magic of movies.
I also must commend Cooper for creating such engaging characters. Beyond Bad Blake, all of his friends, acquaintances, and lovers are equally compelling to watch.
But of course now is the reason you'll likely see this movie: Jeff Bridges. Yes, it is one hell of a performance. Bridges takes a whiskey chugging burn out and turns him into someone you'll actually like. Mainly, he makes the character seem so realistic through the smallest mannerisms. Most hilariously, he always opens his belt before he drives. Small details like this might seem insignificant, but they ultimately bring humanity to the character. In this case, a loosened belt shows Bad's carefree attitude towards life.

Bad Blake is the role Bridges was born to play, and the role that will win him an Oscar. This is the most Dudesque performance Bridges has done in years. It's a testament to how much "The Big Lebowski" has shaped Bridges career that the first scene of"Crazy Heart"' takes place in a bowling alley.

Truly, the best part of a good performance is how it makes you feel in relation to how the film is supposed to make you feel. No matter how emotionally cold Bad can be sometimes, there is still this level of warmness that is projected from his character at all times. We only get a very short glimpse of Bad's 57 years on earth, but we get a fully realized understanding of Bad's amiable personality and amazing ability to form relationships with pretty much any human being he meets.
At times, Cooper's film feels sort of like a New Age Western, as Bad travels across the west staying in motel to motel doing what he can to make money. Not to mention, Bad perfectly embodies the reckless outlaw spirit.
"Crazy Heart" also contains what is likely the best original score of the year. The songs by T Bone Burnett bring extra layers of meaning to the film. The last song we see Bad write, a song that shares its name with the movie's title, shows Bad's true nature: no matter how much he changes, he'll always be that same outlaw. He might go back to his old name, but he'll still always be Bad Blake. And we wouldn't have it any other way.

Movie Review: The Book of Eli

There are few films I've seen that are bad enough to remind me why I need to review them. Then I saw "The Book of Eli" and remembered this: I need to let you know when Hollywood is trying to make you pay for an inferior product of something you've already seen ten thousand times.

"The Book of Eli" takes a tired subject that has potential for originality and manages to make it even more tired. The film takes place sometime in the distant future. Humans are bad. Humans are selfish. Humans like to use more than they should and therefore a bomb goes off and destroys the world. Makes so much sense, right?

Well, despite what was probably a large nuclear fallout, people seem to be surviving just fine. Not only that, the future also seems to be lacking zombies. Eli (Denzel Washington) is a man who wanders through the desert waste of the United States. He fights off bandits and basically does anything to survive. The reason for his mission is to protect a very sacred book called the Bible. This makes "The Book of Eli" the first movie ever made to contain Biblical undertones.

Anyway, Eli wants to bring the Bible to a safe place on the western coast. However, a very bad man named Carnegie (Gary Oldman) wants the Bible for himself. He wants to use the knowledge in it to take over the world. This still doesn't make much sense to me.

The rest of the film varies between sparse action sequences and long, dull expanses of meaningless dialogue. In between that is crammed horribly obvious product placement (most hilariously occurs during one scene involving a megaphone).

The film steals from the brilliance of "Fahrenheit 451,"* "Children of Men," and "The Road"* without much guilt. It is one thing to be inspired by these classics, and another to just blatantly rip them off. The idea of the Bible as a guide to restoring the world was already done much more convincingly in "Fahrenheit 451" and the idea of some guy traveling across a post-apocalyptic landscape has already been done too many times to count.

I am actually highly fascinated by films portraying the future. I like to see how artists use their visions of the future to show where the human race is headed. "The Book of Eli" contributes absolutely nothing to this idea. Perhaps the directors, the Hughes Brothers, didn't intend the film to be this deep. However, it fails as good entertainment as well.

You'd think that "The Book of Eli" would have at least have some exciting action. After all, it is shot like a video game. However, the action sequences amount to maybe under five minutes. They are shot in an unreal, very unfocused matter. There's no way to get any sort of joy out of the action if it's shot like this. Also, action can't be very intriguing if the hero never seems to be facing any sort of vulnerability.

Another part of the film that had potential was also sorely under utilized. During the film, the young Solara (Mila Kunis) follows Eli on his journey. With all the time they spend together, no sort of bond seems to form between them. The Hughes Brothers act like something forms between them but in reality, nothing does.

I would probably the call "The Book of Eli" more of a Western than a Sci-Fi film. I guess you could call it something of a dystopian western film. In that light, I wish the film had made Eli into a more complex western outlaw than a cliche Messiah type. Besides, how can any man be considered Jesus if he chops people's hands off?

I will give "The Book of Eli" credit for one thing: a big end twist that's actually surprising. It might turn into another lame Biblical metaphor, but I need to give the filmmakers credit for actually making one part of the film remotely interesting.

Perhaps the biggest problem of "The Book of Eli" is that while Eli's motives make sense, Carnegie's are never defined. Therefore, the entire plot just becomes irrelevant.

The overall message of "The Book of Eli" seems to be something along the lines of, "we will all be saved by the Bible." I don't know if I should be deeply offended or just flabbergasted at its unoriginality. Usually, when a film has Biblical undertones, they're supposed to be much more subtle.

Some will probably want to recommend this movie just as an escapist form of entertainment. However, just because it has the label of action movie, why does that make it automatically entertaining? Any film with sparse action, poorly developed characters, and a weak storyline cannot formulate anything close to a true form of cinematic entertainment.

*I have not seen the film versions of either "Fahrenheit 451" or "The Road." However, having known the stories, I can still tell you how similar they are to the plot of "The Book of Eli" and how superior they both are.