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Monday, February 25, 2013
Oscars 2013: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things
Thursday, February 21, 2013
The Oscars: Who Will Win
Who knew that Ben Affleck's Oscar snub would be the best possible thing for him? Ever since his name was not included on the Best Director list, Hollywood has rallied around "Argo." Lately, I have been rooting for Affleck, because I love a good redemption story. However, the fact that Affleck still doesn't have an Oscar isn't as bad, considering Scorsese just won his first one less than a decade ago. Affleck is still young and he has a long career of Oscar nominations ahead of him. But that won't stop the Academy. "Argo" is a good, old-fashioned thriller about Hollywood. And if Hollywood loves anything, it's congratulating themselves. Expect "Argo" to be the first film since "Driving Miss Daisy" to win Best Picture without a nominated director to accompany it.
Best Director
"Life of Pi" was lauded nearly across the board for its visuals. "Amour" is a critical favorite and Haneke could score a surprise win from that. But I doubt it. Spielberg certainly doesn't need any more praise heaped his way. However, that won't stop Spielberg from winning this year for bringing an era to life with precise detail. This will be Steven Spielberg's third win for Best Director. I don't think it will be long until he gets a fourth and ties John Ford's record.
Best Actor
There are some fine performances in this category. Any other year, Bradley Cooper would have walked away with the award. But when Daniel Day-Lewis is nominated, no one can compete.
Best Actress
This race started off as a duel between Jessica Chastain and Jennifer Lawrence. For a while, I thought Chastain had it in the bag for her challenging and commanding performance in Zero Dark Thirty. There is a slight chance that veteran Emmanuelle Riva could score a late-in-life sympathy vote. This race though seems like a clear victory for Jennifer Lawrence. Lawrence may only be 22, but she is one of the most likable stars working today and her performance in "Silver Linings Playbook" was so good that she even took Robert De Niro to school.
Best Supporting Actor:
Tommy Lee Jones held his own against Daniel Day-Lewis in "Lincoln," which is no easy task. Alan Arkin was a joy to watch in "Argo" as always, but he just won a few years ago. Seeing Christoph Waltz win again would be great, not only because he's a terrific actor but also because that guy can rock any stage he steps on. This is the toughest race to call, but I think I'm going to have to settle with Robert De Niro in "Silver Linings Playbook." There's nothing wrong with honoring a good, heartfelt comeback.
Best Supporting Actress
No analysis needed. Anne Hathaway (for "Les Mis," not "The Dark Knight Rises," in case you were confused) has this one in the bag.
And the rest:
Best Original Screenplay: Zero Dark Thirty
Best Adapted Screenplay: Argo
Best Animated Feature: Wreck-It Ralph
Best Documentary: Searching for Sugar Man
Best Foreign Film: Amour
Best Editing: Argo
Best Cinematography: Life of Pi
Best Visual Effects: Life of Pi
Best Costume Design: Les Miserables
Best Production Design: Les Miserables
Best Makeup: Les Miserables
Best Original Score: Lincoln
Best Original Song: Skyfall
Best Sound Mixing: Les Miserables
Best Sound Editing: Argo
Best Documentary Short: Open Heart
Best Animated Short: The Simpsons: The Longest Daycare
Best Live Action Short: Asad
Monday, February 18, 2013
Oscars 2013: Who Should Win
I probably don't need to bring this one up again. But this is my blog so back off! Anyway, Quentin Tarantino continues to push the form forward more and more as others try to resist change. More than anything, "Django" was the most interesting, and often the funniest, film of the year. By embracing inaccuracy, it provided a more accurate satire of backwards southern nobility than any serious historical film could ever dream up. The fact that "Django" both balanced a somber condemnation of slavery with farce on the level of "Blazing Saddles" is still a marvel to me. As the Academy voters grow younger and younger, one day they will embrace Tarantino for the master he is, and his films for the masterpieces they almost always are.

Maybe "Amour" went on a little too long for my taste, but I cannot overlook Haneke's haunting work. Sometimes, the emotions behind "Amour" are too overwhelming for me to even think about. Haneke presented aging and old age in such a removed way that it actually draws us closer to the characters. By stepping back, all of the small details and actions are allowed to unfold.

Monday, October 1, 2012
Seth MacFarlane to Host the Oscars
I like MacFarlane as a person, and have a lot of respect for him. I cannot even fathom how he has three shows on television and still has time to write and direct a feature film. Also, he did a fine job hosting "SNL" this season, because the guy just looked like he had a blast being there.
In recent years, the Academy has seemed to have trouble figuring out what kind of host they want. With MacFarlane, they get it all: he can sing show tunes, dance around, do impressions, and tell jokes. While he connects primarily with a younger audience, he will also keep the older voters and guests entertained with his Sinatra-like singing.
I can now anticipate that the show will be less of a drag to watch this year. MacFarlane will certainly be more lively than James Franco, and fresher than Billy Crystal. Maybe this will open some doors and in the future we will get other multi-talented hosts such as Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon (who had to back out from hosting duties). Still, I am going to take this time to complain, because this is the Oscars, and the Oscars always come with something to complain about. Can the Academy ever get a host who will be sharp, funny, and a little provocative in the same way that Jon Stewart was? Could someone like Louis C.K. or Patton Oswalt ever host? Only in my wildest dreams.
People Who Could Make Great Hosts in the Future: John Mulaney, Stephen Colbert, Conan O'Brien, Donald Glover, Tina Fey, Jon Hamm, Neil Patrick Harris
*On the one hand, Seth MacFarlane created "Family Guy," which had three of the best seasons of any animated show ever. On the other hand, Seth MacFarlane also ruined "Family Guy." And again, on the other hand, he created "American Dad," a show which is consistently underrated.
Here's MacFarlane's Spot-On Ryan Lochte Impression:
One of my favorite "Family Guy" moments ever. I can only imagine this is how MacFarlane felt upon hearing the good news:
Monday, March 26, 2012
This Ad Just Set Back The Anti-Piracy Movement By A Decade
Monday, February 27, 2012
Oscars 2012 Wrap Up: Let the Dog Speak
For now, Clooney will just have to live with the fact that he's George Clooney.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
The Oscars: The Drinking Game
- Billy Crystal makes a joke about how old Christopher Plummer is.
- Sean Penn addresses a humanitarian crisis.
- A montage honoring old movies.
- A montage honoring a bunch of movies that came out in the past year that nobody liked but still get a mention at the Oscars anyway.
- In their acceptance speech, an award winner tells their kids watching at home to "go to bed."
- Someone makes a joke about George Clooney.
- George Clooney says something really funny and charming.
- George Clooney makes a reference to a humanitarian crisis or a political cause in his acceptance speech.
- Someone makes a joke about Meryl Streep.
- Someone appears on stage in a "War Horse" costume.
- A dance number dedicated to silent movies.
- Someone makes a joke about how many movies Ryan Gosling has been in this year.
- Sean Penn goes on stage saying the previous joke about Ryan Gosling wasn't funny, and that he is a talented and valued actor.
- A nominee mouths something at the camera, or makes a Jim Halpert face.
- Two talented actors get on stage and perform a terrible bit of scripted publicity for their upcoming movie.
- Someone makes a joke about the amount of Jews in the room.
- Someone makes a joke about Republicans, to which the entire audience cheers.
- Fox News runs a new story about liberal bias in Hollywood the next day (this one is for the morning after).
Saturday, February 25, 2012
The Oscars: Who Will Win
Friday, February 24, 2012
Horrible Decisions: The Ten Best Movies That Weren't Nominated For Best Picture
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Horrible Decisions: The Ten Best Movies That Didn't Win Best Picture
Saturday, February 11, 2012
The Oscars: Who Should Win
Not because it feels like a Best Picture winner, because movies made solely for the purpose of winning Best Picture are just as bad as movies made solely for profit. "War Horse" simply struck a cord that no other movie this year did. Its combination of sight and sound is unparalleled; its story is the stuff that makes a classic possible. Few movies can come with a large set of flaws, yet still come out as my favorite movie of the year. Spielberg realizes, like few others do, the power of moments of pure cinema.

Best Director: Terrence Malick
If you put Terrence Malick's name into just about any search engine, only one picture will consistently pop up of him.* In it, he looks more like a guy who has gone bird watching for two decades (which he actually did). Make no mistake, this is one of the greatest living directors. Part of the intrigue of a Terrence Malick movie has always been the director's intensely private life. However, he always intended that so the viewer would focus on the movie itself, so that is exactly what we are going to do right now. I still don't totally understand "The Tree of Life," but it is the kind of movie that is intended to be as dumbfounding as life itself so often is. The movie brings a sense of wonder to the creation of the universe, and an intimacy in its portrayal of family. And of course, it looks stunning too; as if each frame is another painting.

Best Actor: George Clooney
I have always liked Clooney's acting. However, he never really stuck out to me until recently. In "The Descendants," he didn't go through the physical change that he did in his Oscar winning turn in "Syriana," but he discovered new emotional range as an actor. In "The Descendants," he looked less like a movie star and more like an ordinary working family man who has been warn out by both. He continues to impress me with his wide range of performances, and he truly earns the comparisons he receives as a modern day Cary Grant. Like Grant, despite having a huge public persona to live up to, he would still do anything to make a role as funny or dramatic as possible.^

Best Actress: Rooney Mara
Nice girl Erica Albright took a turn for her role in "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo." She created both the strongest, and most vulnerable, character onscreen this year. Lisabeth Salander was already a popular character, but Mara cemented her as one of the great feminine heros of our time. She took a physical and emotional transformation that is nothing short of brave. Bravery is usually the last thing that comes to mind when I think of actors, but Mara truly understands what it means to embody a character, and take a walk in their shoes for a day.

Best Supporting Actor: Jonah Hill
Jonah Hill has been a favorite of mine since his brief scene-stealing performance in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin." His comedic chops transferred over well this year in "Moneyball." He gives such a great dramatic turn because, in a way, he still acted as if he was a comedy. Peter Brand might have just been a more grown up version of himself in "Superbad." I hope Jonah Hill continues to take comedic roles, but his newfound dramatic talents are worth continuing to explore.

Best Supporting Actress: Melissa McCarthy
Maybe I'm biased because this is the only performance I've seen in this category. Screw that, Melissa McCarthy should win an Oscar. Megan may be too sexually overt and a little bit crazy, but its the confidence that McCarthy instills in her performance is what makes her such a funny and memorable character. She is not someone we ridicule for her antics, but rather someone we commend for being who she is. Many critics hailed "Bridesmaids" as the most groundbreaking thing for women since they gained the right to vote. That is a gross overstatement; but comedies that can't figure out to make a good female character should just look right here.

Best Original Screenplay: Midnight in Paris
"Midnight in Paris" was not merely Woody Allen's best movie in years, it was one of his best movies, period. I don't normally believe in fate, but I believe this is the role that Owen Wilson was put on this Earth to play, because he delivered each line of brilliant dialogue with the same neurotic sarcasm that Allen would have, but with his own unique twist. The script also included a plot that broke the space time continuum, and so rightfully didn't explain why or how this could happen. What "Midnight in Paris" realizes that few other movies do is that oftentimes the more you try and explain the unexplainable, the less sense it will make. Allen understands in this kind of movie that it is more important why the characters are there, not why it exists in the first place. Blending fantasy and reality has never been this funny.

Best Adapted Screenplay: The Descendants
I thought "The Descendants" was a tad overrated. A very good movie, but not the masterpiece many have hailed it as. Also, it will be hard for another Alexander Payne movie (yes, even "Sideways") to hold a candle to "Election" in my eyes. Nonetheless, "The Descendants" had one of the year's best written movies, and it certainly is the most mature of all of Payne's works. It is just as good as any Coen Brothers movie in its close attention to the beauty and humor of regional colloquialisms. The poster image for this movie has been Clooney running down the street in nothing but boat shoes. But truly the most unforgettable image from this movie comes at the end, as Matt King and his two daughters sit on the couch and watch TV, just trying to be a normal family again. I can picture that scene being written out on a script so eloquently, and so quietly moving.

*Malick can also be seen in a brief cameo in "Badlands."
^I would especially check out Grant's performances in "North By Northwest" and "Arsenic and Old Lace."
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Oscars 2012 Nominations: Initial Reaction
After a late release date and tepid reviews, "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" pulled off a surprise Best Picture nomination, as well as a Supporting Actor nod for Max von Sydow. Like Christopher Plummer, he is another veteran actor who has yet to take an Oscar home. Plummer, thought to be the guarenteed winner, now has some competition. Things just got interesting.
Meanwhile, "Hugo" received the most nominations of any movie this year, with a whopping total of 11. Frontrunner "The Artist" follows close behind with 10. The amount of nominations a movie receives usually doesn't usually equal a win, but "Hugo" definitely became a much more serious contender than it was prior to today.
The most satisfying part of the nominations is the prominent presence of pure comedies in the major categories. Woody Allen deservedly returned to the Best Picture and Best Director race with "Midnight in Paris." Meanwhile, "Bridesmaids" scored nominations for Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo in the Original Screenplay category, and for Melissa McCarthy as a supporting actress. This will mark the first time in Oscar history that a mainstream R-rated comedy with a combined puke and diarrhea joke gets to be nominated. It looks like comedies are finally starting to be taken more seriously. Maybe if "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," "Knocked Up," and "Superbad" had come out this year, they could've been contenders, too.
Full list of nominations here. My annual list of snubs will be published tomorrow.
Speaking of comedies, Jim Rash is one of the writers who is nominated for "The Descendants." Yes, this guy.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
They've Made a Huge Mistake: Eddie Murphy to Host Oscars

Sunday, March 7, 2010
The Oscars: The Show Goes On

Despite a feud between ABC and Cablevision that left millions unable to watch the big show, the Academy Awards still went on as planned.
As expected, "The Hurt Locker" took home the big prize at the Academy Awards, along with five other Oscars. Also, as expected, "Hurt Locker" director Kathryn Bigelow broke one of the last glass ceilings and became the first woman ever to take home the Best Director prize.
Perhaps the only real surprises of the night came in the Screenplay categories. The Best Adapted Screenplay category seemed like a done deal: "Up in the Air" had it basically since it came out in December. It's balance of comedy and drama, along with its ability to be both original and faithful, made it seem like a shoo-in. Instead, the heart-wrenching screenplay for "Precious" took home the prize. It seemed as if "Precious" had lost much of its momentum after its November release. Guess I was wrong on that one.
Meanwhile, in Best Original Screenplay, "The Hurt Locker" and "Inglourious Basterds" were virtually tied. It seemed that "Basterds" was a frontrunner, as "Hurt Locker" was much more of an achievement in directing and editing than it was in writing.
However, this night was a "Hurt Locker" sweep, so Tarantino unfortunately walked home empty handed. However, the film didn't get totally shut out: Waltz got his well-deserved Best Supporting Actor trophy. He also gave what was probably the best speech of the night. Seriously, this man has a knack for taking ordinary words and making them sound like poetry. As Waltz's Landa might say, "that's a bingo!" Lets hope he rides this to a fortuitous future career.
Another win, although expected, was still no less exciting. Jeff Bridges won the first Oscar of his long career for his performance as a burnt out country singer in "Crazy Heart." He movingly thanked his parents, saying the award was as much for them as it was for him. There's nothing much more to say about the greatness of Bridges besides this: "The Dude Abides."
No surprises in the female acting categories, either. Mo'Nique took home an Oscar for something that will not be lost in time and Sandra Bullock won for "The Blind Side." I have not seen "The Blind Side" yet, so therefore I can't judge Bullock's worthiness. However, from what I've seen of her, I do know that she is a good actress, and never a great one. Perhaps she can prove me wrong.
Now, onto the show itself. It was a night of ups and downs, or as the Dude would say, "strikes and gutters." The biggest up were the two hosts: Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin. Both men are funny and charismatic, but two hosts seemed like two much. However, it was perfect in every way. The two actors read off their scripted banter in the most perfect harmony. And they threw out a few good improvised lines, as well.
The pair of Baldwin and Martin were a welcome improvement over last year, when the Academy attempted the "song-and-dance man" approach with Hugh Jackman, with little success. While Baldwin and Martin would be great recurring hosts, Neil Patrick Harris proved himself an eligible contender contented his surprise performance at the beginning of the telecast. The combination of Baldwin and Martin (along with other performers like Harris) made a mostly predictable show easier to watch.
Before the winners were even announced, the Best Picture race was defined as a race between “The Hurt Locker” and “Avatar,” a true David and Goliath story.
This isn’t the first David and Goliath Oscar race, but this was one of the very first where David came out the victor. In the past, it seemed an A-list cast and a successful box office gross were key to getting the crown. It makes you think now that maybe “Goodfellas” could’ve beaten “Dances with Wolves,” “Pulp Fiction” could’ve beaten “Forrest Gump,” or even “L.A. Confidential” could’ve beaten “Titanic.”
Will “The Hurt Locker” be remembered down the road as a cinematic classic, or one of Oscar’s biggest mistakes? Maybe in the future it’ll be known as the best film made about the Iraq War, with “Inglourious Basterds” and “A Serious Man” being masterpieces ahead of their time, “Avatar” a fun blockbuster that changed visual cinema, “District 9” a sci-fi film on the same level with “Blade Runner,” and “Up in the Air” as an example for aspiring filmmakers of how to write a good script.
What I’m trying to say is that no matter your number one preference, and no matter what won, this was a rare year where almost every film and filmmaker earned their nominations. Here's to hoping 2010 is going to be another good year for cinema.
See the Full List of Winners Here.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
The Oscars: Who Will Win

Monday, January 25, 2010
The Hurt Locker: A New Frontrunner?

Sunday, January 3, 2010
Why Avatar Could Win Best Picture
