|Land of Grandparents|
If you're spending time with your grandparents, prepare for a lot of talk about how everything was better in the past, and how you're part of the worst generation ever. It's annoying but it's family, so you love them. And there's no better way to connect with family than through a trip to the movies.
Movie titles are hard, and your grandparents might have trouble remembering some of those names. Luckily, they wisely find a way to get around this: by coming up with their own titles. Some of these make no sense, and some of them are much funnier and more creative than the original titles. In order to bridge the confusion of the generation gap, here is a key to the big movies of the holiday season, according to your grandparents:
12 Years a Slave: 10 Years a Slave
American Hustle: The American Hustler
Anchorman 2: All These Comedies Are Garbage
Dallas Buyers Club: The Texas Buying Club
Inside Llewyn Davis: What's That?
Last Vegas: The Las Vegas Picture
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty: Saving Walter Midas
The Wolf of Wall Street: The One with the Handsome Boy from Titanic
Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas: Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas (I have no idea why they get this one right)