Analog This: My 2012 Emmy Winners

I think everything that can be said about the many problems with last night's Emmys has already been said. Instead of ranting about Jon Cryer and "Modern Family" ruining everything, I will just say that I am happy that Louis C.K. got rewarded both for changing standup comedy and pulling off perhaps the greatest fart joke ever and making it last for an entire episode.

Here are my winners for the best the year had to offer in television. Keep in mind that many of these people and shows weren't even nominated for Emmys this year (after the jump):


Outstanding Comedy Series: "Girls"

Outstanding Drama Series: "Breaking Bad"

Outstanding Writing (Comedy): Chris McKenna, "Community" (Episode: "Remedial Chaos Theory")

Outstanding Writing (Drama): Erin Levy, Matthew Weiner, "Mad Men" (Episode: "Far Away Places")

Outstanding Actor (Comedy): Louis CK, "Louie"

Outstanding Actress (Comedy): Gillian Jacobs, "Community"

Outstanding Supporting Actor (Comedy): Nick Offerman, "Parks & Recreation"

Outstanding Supporting Actress (Comedy): Eliza Coupe, "Happy Endings"

Outstanding Actor (Drama): Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad"

Outstanding Actress (Drama): Lena Headey, "Game of Thrones"

Outstanding Supporting Actor (Drama): TIE: Giancarlo Esposito, "Breaking Bad"; John Slattery, "Mad Men"

Outstanding Supporting Actress (Drama): Christina Hendricks, "Mad Men"

Outstanding Directing (Comedy): Jay Chandrasekhar, "Community" (Episode: "The First Chang Dynasty")

Outstanding Directing (Drama): TIE: Vince Gilligan, "Breaking Bad" (Episode: "Face Off"); Neil Marshall, "Game of Thrones" (Episode: "Blackwater")

Outstanding Variety Series: "The Colbert Report"

And if I were to make this list a little bit longer: Jim Rash ("Community"), Donald Glover ("Community"), Danny Pudi ("Community), the rest of the cast of "Happy Endings," Amy Poehler ("Parks & Rec"), Chris Pratt ("Parks & Rec"), Bob Odenkirk ("Breaking Bad"), "Archer," "Bored to Death," Allison Williams ("Girls"), "Curb Your Enthusiasm" (everything about the episode "Palestinian Chicken"), "Portlandia"

From "Game of Thrones" episode "Blackwater"