Are you not entertained?
With great power, comes great responsibility.
You and I have unfinished business.
Why so serious?
-The Dark Knight
That's the last time you put a knife in me! Y'hear me?
-The Royal Tenenbaums
But it is not this day! This day we fight!
-Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
What business is it of yours where I come from, friendo?
-No Country for Old Men
I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
-There Will Be Blood
Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupt the casino, and he was a ruh-tard.
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe f**k yourself.
This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'.
What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Ahh Kelly Clarkson!
-The 40-Year-Old Virgin
We're goin' streaking!
Get off my lawn.
Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis.
I didn't sign up for this s**t!
What other quotes might you add to this list?