"If you're at a party and you see Michael Phelps smoking a bong and you're first thought isn't 'wow I get to party with Michael Phelps' and instead you take a picture and sell it to a tabloid you should take a long look in the mirror because you're a dick. I mean really."
Zing. Why haven't more people besides "SNL" decided to stand up for Phelps. And if A-Rod testing positive for steroids doesn't create as much of an uproar as Phelps getting high, than I'm waging war on the media (mainly, Elisabeth Hasselback). Here's the clip if you missed it: